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    7/11/2006

    爆笑的口误

    1-回到宿舍第一句话:“有没有人找电话打我啊?⋯⋯”

    2-去麦当劳买甜筒,终于轮到了我,我迫不及待:“给我两个滚筒。”没想到那服务员对我大声说:两个滚筒,四块钱!“⋯⋯

    3-老师打了一夜通宵麻将,到教师见到黑板都没擦,大怒:”今天谁坐庄啊?黑板都不擦?!“⋯⋯

    4-“买橘子” ————

    老板:一块五一斤

    我:太贵了,5块钱3斤吧?

    老板:不行不行!

    ⋯⋯

    5-文艺晚会

    主持人报幕:”下面请欣赏;新疆歌舞“掀起你的头盖骨”!

    ————毛骨悚然!

    抢答题环节,女主持:大家注意了,等我说完“开始”再抢答,别抢得太快了!“然后开始念题目,说:”现在开!⋯⋯“

    一个选手抢答了。

    主持人:”这位同学太着急了一点。我 “始”(屎)还在嘴里呢,你怎么就抢了⋯⋯“

     

    转自可爱蒲蒲的msn

    http://poposky1981.spaces.msn.com/PersonalSpace.aspx

     

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    斌 丁wrote:
    支持
     
    现场版....
    July 11
    Michelle Zwrote:
    呵呵,如果现场版更有看头
    July 11

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